29 December, 12:23
The couch pictured represents a mental health concept .
The outdoors / bush can be a mental sanctuary where stress and congestion disappear.
So instead of sitting on a couch surrounded by 4 walls , out here you are free .
#mentalhealth , #stressrelief , #outdoorstherapy , #outback , #sanctuary
The outdoors / bush can be a mental sanctuary where stress and congestion disappear.
So instead of sitting on a couch surrounded by 4 walls , out here you are free .
#mentalhealth , #stressrelief , #outdoorstherapy , #outback , #sanctuary
25 December, 05:39
24 December, 02:43
A comedy Mistress ( CM ) is performing in front of a rough crowd.
A male heckler shouts ° you are a fucken idiot " ; to which CM replies
" Your balls are full of rancid porridge , not sperm plus they are full of bacteria "
#mistress , #heckler , #ballshumor
#testicles , #comedy
A male heckler shouts ° you are a fucken idiot " ; to which CM replies
" Your balls are full of rancid porridge , not sperm plus they are full of bacteria "
#mistress , #heckler , #ballshumor
#testicles , #comedy
20 December, 02:18
If you are confronted by a psycho , unhinged , crackpot character you can say to him / her =
" You are highly stressed out at the moment , you should go and give your genitals a good wash with anti bacterial soap , to help clear away the stress "
#stressrelief , #genitals , #stress , #humor
" You are highly stressed out at the moment , you should go and give your genitals a good wash with anti bacterial soap , to help clear away the stress "
#stressrelief , #genitals , #stress , #humor
19 December, 05:36
There are special days for almost everything on the calender
What about #masturbation day ?
So on that day , "important people " who normally say they are in a meeting , can say instead " oh I am #frigging my pussy " or " I am #wanking my cock - please call back later "
What about #masturbation day ?
So on that day , "important people " who normally say they are in a meeting , can say instead " oh I am #frigging my pussy " or " I am #wanking my cock - please call back later "
17 December, 04:18
14 December, 05:34
09 December, 08:05
" Your ass /arse and my face are bonding beautifully "
I almost feel like your ass is talking to me .
" Hello , how's everything looking from where you are ?
At the moment I am riding high "
My reply " Your ass smells better than roses "
#facesitting
I almost feel like your ass is talking to me .
" Hello , how's everything looking from where you are ?
At the moment I am riding high "
My reply " Your ass smells better than roses "
#facesitting
07 December, 12:10
This is a speed boat on a sea of red dirt in the Great Western Outback Australia.
The boat was dumped by a person who thought ithad become useless.
But a comedian like myself sees it as a treasure .
There's no way the boat can be rocked by rough seas and it will never sink .
#outbackoddities , #z
The boat was dumped by a person who thought ithad become useless.
But a comedian like myself sees it as a treasure .
There's no way the boat can be rocked by rough seas and it will never sink .
#outbackoddities , #z
07 December, 07:21
*Lots of women view their arse// ass as a forbidden place , a place where nasty unhygenic things happen ,
whereas many men view it as a PLAYGROUND
whereas many men view it as a PLAYGROUND
07 December, 04:54
Hello Followers ,
The Comedy Mistress project has been shelved .
Instead the Dusty dreams audio show will be launched very soon at :
https://dusty34dreams.blog...
It's not full strength adults only but instead offers insights , humour, entertainment from the Goldfields Australia.Its ballsy
The Comedy Mistress project has been shelved .
Instead the Dusty dreams audio show will be launched very soon at :
https://dusty34dreams.blog...
It's not full strength adults only but instead offers insights , humour, entertainment from the Goldfields Australia.Its ballsy
Dusty Dreams Services
Entertainment , comedy, off the beaten track style
https://dusty34dreams.blogspot.com
04 December, 04:42
Calling all potential comedy stars
( Females with dominatrix
tendencies )
Can you text ( sext ) with photos and record audio for very keen clients ( slaves ) out in the web
world ?
No videos at this stage .
#femalevacancies , #jobs4dominatrix
#sextingjobs , #sexyjobs , #comedyjobs
( Females with dominatrix
tendencies )
Can you text ( sext ) with photos and record audio for very keen clients ( slaves ) out in the web
world ?
No videos at this stage .
#femalevacancies , #jobs4dominatrix
#sextingjobs , #sexyjobs , #comedyjobs
03 December, 05:01
Philip has a female school teacher Mrs K .
One day as Philip is sitting on the floor during a lesson , Mrs K opens her legs to expose her panties.
Mrs K notices Philip staring and orders him into her staff
room
" Pull down your pants ( bare ass ) ."
She proceeds to spank him with a ruler.
One day as Philip is sitting on the floor during a lesson , Mrs K opens her legs to expose her panties.
Mrs K notices Philip staring and orders him into her staff
room
" Pull down your pants ( bare ass ) ."
She proceeds to spank him with a ruler.
02 December, 03:39
Comedy Mistress is performing a live gig .
She pauses briefly ,
" I'd just like to mention my wonderful sponsor "
She then removes her #panties and holds them up high.
" Yes my #dirtypanties are for sale
only $69 "
She pauses briefly ,
" I'd just like to mention my wonderful sponsor "
She then removes her #panties and holds them up high.
" Yes my #dirtypanties are for sale
only $69 "
01 December, 08:14
We noticed " Tanya's Dirty Panties " for sale on the internet .
She claims to have squirted , peed , and cum in them , giving them far " more Tangy- ness " than her competition .
#dirtypanties , #pantiesforsale , #usedpantiies
She claims to have squirted , peed , and cum in them , giving them far " more Tangy- ness " than her competition .
#dirtypanties , #pantiesforsale , #usedpantiies
01 December, 02:13
Marriage Advice ;
Treat your wife's body mind & soul like a temple .
If you treat these as an old shack you will end up living in one ( alone or with a faithful pet )
#marriageadvice ,
#marriagehumor
#marriagecomedy
Treat your wife's body mind & soul like a temple .
If you treat these as an old shack you will end up living in one ( alone or with a faithful pet )
#marriageadvice ,
#marriagehumor
#marriagecomedy
28 November, 07:51
The concept of Comedy Mistress is for viewers to have their #erotic buttons pressed at the same time as their #funnybones pressed .
So the end result may be a wetness in your groin jiggled by laughter convulsions.
( Squelch squelch ha ha )
So the end result may be a wetness in your groin jiggled by laughter convulsions.
( Squelch squelch ha ha )
28 November, 07:12
#guncontrol
It seems every week there is a #massshooting in USA.
As proactive comedians , our solution =
1 gun owners must trade in his/ her weapons for whips .
2 If there is a multiple shooting then the governor of that state must endure a whipping by a mistress ( on video )
It seems every week there is a #massshooting in USA.
As proactive comedians , our solution =
1 gun owners must trade in his/ her weapons for whips .
2 If there is a multiple shooting then the governor of that state must endure a whipping by a mistress ( on video )
28 November, 02:10
There are many situations in real life where men are misbehaving ( badly ) .
We are strong advocates of deploying a strong and determined " squad of mistresses / dominatrix"s " . Just imagine a sexual predators face when confronted by this squad .
#sexualpredators , #solutionstoabuse , #sexualvicti
We are strong advocates of deploying a strong and determined " squad of mistresses / dominatrix"s " . Just imagine a sexual predators face when confronted by this squad .
#sexualpredators , #solutionstoabuse , #sexualvicti
26 November, 04:10
A male slave named " Susan " is caught masturbating secretly by Mistress Juggernaut .
As punishment Susan , the slave must endure Mistress Juggernaut squatting over his face for 20 minutes without trying to masturbate.
#humor , #masturbationcomedy #mistress , #comedy , #femdomhumor
As punishment Susan , the slave must endure Mistress Juggernaut squatting over his face for 20 minutes without trying to masturbate.
#humor , #masturbationcomedy #mistress , #comedy , #femdomhumor
25 November, 07:33
Why are men mesmerised by women's panties ?
Do they want to wear them or put them on their heads?
Do they want to worship them while being spanked by a mistress in panties?
For such a small amount of material they certainly create a significant impact on the male brain.
Intriguing questions inde
Do they want to wear them or put them on their heads?
Do they want to worship them while being spanked by a mistress in panties?
For such a small amount of material they certainly create a significant impact on the male brain.
Intriguing questions inde
24 November, 06:02
Slaves are made to worship their mistress cause males are ruled by fantasy ( but don't tell them as their egos are oversized and not very realistic )
#slavesfemdom ,#comedyfemdom, #worshipmistress #comedymistress ,#domination,
#femdomhumor
#slavesfemdom ,#comedyfemdom, #worshipmistress #comedymistress ,#domination,
#femdomhumor
24 November, 02:32
youtu.be/4GE4E1JnrUQ
#femalecomedy , #naughtycomedy , #taboocomedy , #masturbationcomedy , #turnon ,#hornycomedy
#femalecomedy , #naughtycomedy , #taboocomedy , #masturbationcomedy , #turnon ,#hornycomedy
24 November, 02:25
(E)
The photo shows Captain Submissive .
Who likes to be a slave .
Last week he had a session with a " gassy " mistress who made him lie down , then she farted in his face .
He had to pick what she had for dinner the previous night , but he got that wrong ( it was roast beef ) #submissive , #humor ,
Who likes to be a slave .
Last week he had a session with a " gassy " mistress who made him lie down , then she farted in his face .
He had to pick what she had for dinner the previous night , but he got that wrong ( it was roast beef ) #submissive , #humor ,
23 November, 02:17
In response Dusty Dreams to her Publication
Sounds pretty good. Edgy. But, real easy to take easy shots, seems like. Careful of that and I'll bet that's a gold act!
Got any material?
Got any material?
23 November, 03:41
New intriguing project on the front burner ;
How does the idea of female comedians ( with sexual fantasy themes ) sound ?
Mistress fantasy , Worship mistress,
Kinky comedians ,
#erotic , #seductive , #horny
#leftfieldcomedy ,
How does the idea of female comedians ( with sexual fantasy themes ) sound ?
Mistress fantasy , Worship mistress,
Kinky comedians ,
#erotic , #seductive , #horny
#leftfieldcomedy ,
23 November, 03:39
Testing the waters for interest in comedy #mistresses who perform on video .
#sexycomedy , #saucycomedy , #kinkycomedy , #seductivecomedy , #femalemasturbationcomedy .
Possibly custom made videos also catering for special tastes .
#sexycomedy , #saucycomedy , #kinkycomedy , #seductivecomedy , #femalemasturbationcomedy .
Possibly custom made videos also catering for special tastes .
