Dusty Dreams @dusty44dreams
29 December, 12:23
The couch pictured represents a mental health concept .
The outdoors / bush can be a mental sanctuary where stress and congestion disappear.
So instead of sitting on a couch surrounded by 4 walls , out here you are free .
#mentalhealth , #stressrelief , #outdoorstherapy , #outback , #sanctuary
Dusty Dreams @dusty44dreams
25 December, 05:39
Poor Ted ,
After numerous bouts of therapy he realised he MARRIED A NUTTER .
One time he was in the shower preparing to go to a business meeting with a female manager , and his Nutter wife turned off the water supply at the meter and exclaimed " you're not going to meet that slut ! "
#nutter #cr
Dusty Dreams @dusty44dreams
24 December, 02:43
A comedy Mistress ( CM ) is performing in front of a rough crowd.
A male heckler shouts ° you are a fucken idiot " ; to which CM replies
" Your balls are full of rancid porridge , not sperm plus they are full of bacteria "
#mistress , #heckler , #ballshumor
#testicles , #comedy
Dusty Dreams @dusty44dreams
20 December, 02:18
If you are confronted by a psycho , unhinged , crackpot character you can say to him / her =
" You are highly stressed out at the moment , you should go and give your genitals a good wash with anti bacterial soap , to help clear away the stress "
#stressrelief , #genitals , #stress , #humor
Dusty Dreams @dusty44dreams
19 December, 05:36
There are special days for almost everything on the calender
What about #masturbation day ?
So on that day , "important people " who normally say they are in a meeting , can say instead " oh I am #frigging my pussy " or " I am #wanking my cock - please call back later "
Dusty Dreams @dusty44dreams
17 December, 04:18
Being #urinated upon by a dominant mistress is a #turnon for eager male slaves .
But our solution to punishing public figures who cause #chaos & havoc
= Get a homeless male to piss into a jar then pour the piss onto the culprits in a public " golden shower " ceremony
We'll see if they reoffe
Dusty Dreams @dusty44dreams
14 December, 05:34
There are the sub-humans amongst us who disguise their psycho tendencies with cunning methods.
But these characters are the cause of suicides , and other disasters .
They are belligerent intimidators of the lowest degree.
Watch out for the sub-humans if you value sanity .
#tyrants , #trolls , #ps
Dusty Dreams @dusty44dreams
09 December, 08:05
" Your ass /arse and my face are bonding beautifully "
I almost feel like your ass is talking to me .
" Hello , how's everything looking from where you are ?
At the moment I am riding high "
My reply " Your ass smells better than roses "
Dusty Dreams @dusty44dreams
07 December, 12:10
This is a speed boat on a sea of red dirt in the Great Western Outback Australia.
The boat was dumped by a person who thought ithad become useless.
But a comedian like myself sees it as a treasure .
There's no way the boat can be rocked by rough seas and it will never sink .
#outbackoddities , #z
Dusty Dreams @dusty44dreams
07 December, 07:21
*Lots of women view their arse// ass as a forbidden place , a place where nasty unhygenic things happen ,
whereas many men view it as a PLAYGROUND
Dusty Dreams @dusty44dreams
07 December, 04:54
Hello Followers ,
The Comedy Mistress project has been shelved .
Instead the Dusty dreams audio show will be launched very soon at :
It's not full strength adults only but instead offers insights , humour, entertainment from the Goldfields Australia.Its ballsy
Dusty Dreams @dusty44dreams
04 December, 04:42
Calling all potential comedy stars
( Females with dominatrix
tendencies )
Can you text ( sext ) with photos and record audio for very keen clients ( slaves ) out in the web
world ?
No videos at this stage .
#femalevacancies , #jobs4dominatrix
#sextingjobs , #sexyjobs , #comedyjobs
Dusty Dreams @dusty44dreams
03 December, 05:01
Philip has a female school teacher Mrs K .
One day as Philip is sitting on the floor during a lesson , Mrs K opens her legs to expose her panties.
Mrs K notices Philip staring and orders him into her staff
" Pull down your pants ( bare ass ) ."
She proceeds to spank him with a ruler.
Dusty Dreams @dusty44dreams
02 December, 03:39
Comedy Mistress is performing a live gig .
She pauses briefly ,
" I'd just like to mention my wonderful sponsor "
She then removes her #panties and holds them up high.
" Yes my #dirtypanties are for sale
only $69 "
Dusty Dreams @dusty44dreams
01 December, 08:14
We noticed " Tanya's Dirty Panties " for sale on the internet .
She claims to have squirted , peed , and cum in them , giving them far " more Tangy- ness " than her competition .
#dirtypanties , #pantiesforsale , #usedpantiies
Dusty Dreams @dusty44dreams
01 December, 02:13
Marriage Advice ;
Treat your wife's body mind & soul like a temple .
If you treat these as an old shack you will end up living in one ( alone or with a faithful pet )
#marriageadvice ,
Dusty Dreams @dusty44dreams
28 November, 07:51
The concept of Comedy Mistress is for viewers to have their #erotic buttons pressed at the same time as their #funnybones pressed .
So the end result may be a wetness in your groin jiggled by laughter convulsions.
( Squelch squelch ha ha )
Dusty Dreams @dusty44dreams
28 November, 07:12
It seems every week there is a #massshooting in USA.
As proactive comedians , our solution =
1 gun owners must trade in his/ her weapons for whips .
2 If there is a multiple shooting then the governor of that state must endure a whipping by a mistress ( on video )
Dusty Dreams @dusty44dreams
28 November, 02:10
There are many situations in real life where men are misbehaving ( badly ) .
We are strong advocates of deploying a strong and determined " squad of mistresses / dominatrix"s " . Just imagine a sexual predators face when confronted by this squad .
#sexualpredators , #solutionstoabuse , #sexualvicti
Dusty Dreams @dusty44dreams
26 November, 04:10
A male slave named " Susan " is caught masturbating secretly by Mistress Juggernaut .
As punishment Susan , the slave must endure Mistress Juggernaut squatting over his face for 20 minutes without trying to masturbate.
#humor , #masturbationcomedy #mistress , #comedy , #femdomhumor
Dusty Dreams @dusty44dreams
25 November, 07:33
Why are men mesmerised by women's panties ?
Do they want to wear them or put them on their heads?
Do they want to worship them while being spanked by a mistress in panties?
For such a small amount of material they certainly create a significant impact on the male brain.
Intriguing questions inde
Dusty Dreams @dusty44dreams
24 November, 06:02
Slaves are made to worship their mistress cause males are ruled by fantasy ( but don't tell them as their egos are oversized and not very realistic )
#slavesfemdom ,#comedyfemdom, #worshipmistress #comedymistress ,#domination,
Dusty Dreams @dusty44dreams
24 November, 02:32
#femalecomedy , #naughtycomedy , #taboocomedy , #masturbationcomedy , #turnon ,#hornycomedy
Dusty Dreams @dusty44dreams
24 November, 02:25 (E)
The photo shows Captain Submissive .
Who likes to be a slave .
Last week he had a session with a " gassy " mistress who made him lie down , then she farted in his face .
He had to pick what she had for dinner the previous night , but he got that wrong ( it was roast beef ) #submissive , #humor ,
KittenAndTheBeard @KittenAndTheBeard
23 November, 02:17
In response Dusty Dreams to her Publication
Sounds pretty good. Edgy. But, real easy to take easy shots, seems like. Careful of that and I'll bet that's a gold act!

Got any material?
Dusty Dreams @dusty44dreams
23 November, 03:41
New intriguing project on the front burner ;

How does the idea of female comedians ( with sexual fantasy themes ) sound ?

Mistress fantasy , Worship mistress,

Kinky comedians ,

#erotic , #seductive , #horny
#leftfieldcomedy ,
Dusty Dreams @dusty44dreams
23 November, 03:39
Testing the waters for interest in comedy #mistresses who perform on video .
#sexycomedy , #saucycomedy , #kinkycomedy , #seductivecomedy , #femalemasturbationcomedy .
Possibly custom made videos also catering for special tastes .